Dude, freaky dream, gotta run it by you guys. o___O
I was gaining weight inexplicably. I asked a friend and they told me I was pregnant! Gasp!
Oh god, Jerry! I'm pregnant!
But, it's not yours!
It must be.... REDFOO'S BABY.
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But you've got to be fucking kidding me.
But yes, alas! I must be pregnant, for I must pee every ten minutes!
Oh, Jerry, I am so scared, but oddly accepting of the fact that I am bulbous with baby! O god, I have betrayed your love!
By the end of the dream, it turned out I was just a little overweight, not pregnant, but had still screwed a crazy ass not-quite-rapper that I have no sexual desire for in real life, thus cheating on my manfriend. D:
I'll create a new tag for WTF, but I don't know if I'll ever use it again after this O____O
