A blonde woman came with a roll of tape and asked me to help her catch the squirrel with the tape. I told her it was animal cruelty and would rather hit myself in the face than tape down a squirrel.
So I picked up a sitting chair and bashed her upside the head with it. Simultaneously, I had a vision of my sleeping self on the outside while committing the act.
Notes:
I have a lot of violent dreams, although I am not violent in real life. :S Not really.
I was riding this thing known as the Himalaya. (You know the one.)
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But instead of being loud and super fast, it was quiet and relaxing, like a merry-go-round. My manfriend was riding it with me. Very peacful.
Immediately before bed - ate a slice of beef bologna
An hour or so before bed - ate a slice of tiramisu and a couple cookies
(I'm noticing a pattern of eating fattening food before sleeping.)
Approx. sleep duration - 2 hours (1p - 3p)
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